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Post by thirdgen89gta on Oct 29, 2008 6:22:10 GMT -6
DON'T FORGET SATURDAY!!!
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked.
He must commit suicide if he does.
So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate support for all American women.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiments.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.
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I lol'd at this.
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Post by rcoverboard on Oct 29, 2008 6:40:39 GMT -6
I think I could handle sitting outside with a bottle of Crown, but I'm not sure Crystal would be willing to walk around nude lol.
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Post by Rock Spyder on Oct 29, 2008 10:21:51 GMT -6
I don't think Tonni would either....
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Post by rcoverboard on Oct 29, 2008 10:48:22 GMT -6
Well you know Tom, if we got them drunk enough lol.
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Post by Rock Spyder on Nov 25, 2008 11:24:03 GMT -6
maybe?
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