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Post by Mad Marty on May 29, 2008 1:14:03 GMT -6
Purina Dog Food: The next time someone ask's you a dumb question, wouldn't you like to respond like this... Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena the wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had an elephant? I'm retired with little to do, so on impulse, I told her I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat 1 or 2 every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story. Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard! The lady behind him was crying as she laughed. Wal-Mart won't let me shop there anymore. ....LOL! Marty
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Post by enzo354™ on May 29, 2008 13:04:00 GMT -6
I remember that, its an epic story LOL!!
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Post by Rock Spyder on Jun 3, 2008 9:30:53 GMT -6
Thats funny!
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Post by rcoverboard on Jun 4, 2008 10:37:35 GMT -6
I like that one.
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