Post by Mad Marty on Apr 4, 2006 15:17:15 GMT -6
In pharmacology, most drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name Tylenol has the generic name acetaminophen. Aleve is called naproxen. Amoxil is also called amoxicillin and Advil is also called ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were : mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, dixafix and of course, ibepokin.
Also, in a surprise move, Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form that will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power! beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink and it gives new meaning to the names of "thingytails," "highballs" and just a good "stiff drink." Pepsi plans to market the new concoction under the trade name of MOUNT & DO!
LOL! Marty
After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were : mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, dixafix and of course, ibepokin.
Also, in a surprise move, Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form that will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power! beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink and it gives new meaning to the names of "thingytails," "highballs" and just a good "stiff drink." Pepsi plans to market the new concoction under the trade name of MOUNT & DO!
LOL! Marty
