this was pretty funny

[nitroman]

I be so glad that this be my last child support payment! Month after

month, year after year, all those darn payments!



So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house, and when she
get

there, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to yo
momma

house and tell her this be the last check she ever be gettin' from me,

and I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yo mama's

face."



So my baby girl she take the check over to her. I be anxious to hear

what she say and what she look like. Baby girl walk through the door,

I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout that?"



She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy" ... and watch the

'spression on yo face.