Post by nitroman on May 31, 2005 20:26:25 GMT -6
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come, I
really sick. I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt. I not
come work."
The boss says, "You know, Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you
say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."...
really sick. I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt. I not
come work."
The boss says, "You know, Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you
say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."...