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Post by Mad Marty on Mar 7, 2005 23:33:17 GMT -6
10 Dog peeves about humans
1. Blaming your farts on me...Not funny, not funny at all !!!
2. Yelling at me for barking...I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out...Exactly whose walk is this, anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it.
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons...Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw...You fooled a dog! Woo Hoo! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip"...then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests...Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9. Dog sweaters...Hello? Haven't you noticed the fur?
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself...Look, we both know the truth - you're just jealous.
Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here !!! (You don't see me picking up YOUR poop, do you?)
LMAO! Marty
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PDBRider
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Post by PDBRider on Mar 8, 2005 7:01:48 GMT -6
lol good ones marty.
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Hotrod
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Post by Hotrod on Mar 13, 2005 12:07:03 GMT -6
I got an email with most of them on it
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Post by Mad Marty on Mar 13, 2005 12:50:02 GMT -6
Ok and.... Marty
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Post by Hotrod on Mar 13, 2005 12:50:56 GMT -6
just sayin i've seen them b4
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Post by PDBRider on Mar 13, 2005 13:10:43 GMT -6
lol and...
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