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Post by Black Widow on Dec 17, 2004 8:37:48 GMT -6
You Might Be A Redneck If.........
. . . your child’s first words were, “Attention K-Mart shoppers!”.
You Might Be A Redneck If.........
. . . you know who is actually leading the Nextel Cup series.
You Might Be A Redneck If.........
. . . you always thought “Guns and Roses” was something you get for your anniversary.
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Post by Rock Spyder on Dec 17, 2004 12:12:57 GMT -6
You might be a redneck if
You use beer cans and Shot gun shells as christmas decorations...
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Post by chutchis on Dec 17, 2004 13:21:46 GMT -6
You might be a redneck if...... This is your house  |
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Post by RRR on Dec 19, 2004 19:37:55 GMT -6
You might be a Redneck If You have to move your Rattle snake out of your freezer to get to the ice trays!
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Post by Rock Spyder on Dec 20, 2004 9:49:33 GMT -6
Good one.
You might be a redneck if you think your mother is your brothers sister...
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Post by irishrose on Dec 20, 2004 10:03:13 GMT -6
1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.
3. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
4. The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
5. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.
6. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.
7. You come back from the dump with more than you took.
8. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
9. Your grandmother has Ammo on her Christmas list.
10. You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
11. Your kids take a siphon hose to show and tell.
12. You have used a rag for a gas cap.
13. Your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.
14. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
15. You can spit without opening your mouth.
16. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
17. You have a complete set of salad bowls, and they all say Cool Whip on the side.
18. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart or Anchorville.
19. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
20. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
21. You think a quarter horse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
22. Your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home.
23. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvement.
24. You've used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.
25. You missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
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Post by Rock Spyder on Dec 20, 2004 10:06:02 GMT -6
Good one, Very good one...HEHEHEHE
You might be a redneck if you just installed a TV in the Potta potty because the plumbing in the house still isnt fixed...
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Post by RRR on Dec 20, 2004 11:21:00 GMT -6
You might be a Redneck If ... You know 25 You might be a Redneck If jokes  |
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Post by irishrose on Dec 20, 2004 12:14:47 GMT -6
OUCH!  How about you might be a redneck if your RC Truck is nicer than the one you drive! |
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Post by RRR on Dec 20, 2004 14:29:46 GMT -6
OUCH! How about you might be a redneck if your RC Truck is nicer than the one you drive! If your RC truck COST more then the one you drive!! Mine does LOL! And I do have to move my rattle snake to got to the ice!!! |
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Post by irishrose on Dec 20, 2004 17:15:46 GMT -6
SWEET!  I was going to say that you might be a redneck if the only alphabet letter you know is R. (RRR)  Glad you have a sense of humor! |
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Post by irishrose on Dec 20, 2004 17:17:19 GMT -6
Oh and I like Snakes! Always wanted one for a pet.
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Post by RRR on Dec 20, 2004 18:47:41 GMT -6
Oh and I like Snakes! Always wanted one for a pet. Not a pet its dinner LOL |
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Post by irishrose on Dec 20, 2004 18:58:35 GMT -6
YUCK!  |
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Post by rcnut on Dec 20, 2004 19:13:59 GMT -6
You might be a redneck if...You spend more on gas for your r/c than you do your real car.
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Post by Rock Spyder on Dec 20, 2004 19:31:36 GMT -6
You might be a redneck if your house has as many wheels as your truck...
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Post by RRR on Dec 20, 2004 20:09:25 GMT -6
YUCK! Yuck!!! Snake and dog are both fine meals!!! |
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Post by Black Widow on Dec 21, 2004 10:02:52 GMT -6
10 Ways to tell if a Redneck has been working on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM ports have truck parts stored in them.
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
5. The password is "Bubba".
4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
3. There's a Coors can in the cup holder(CD-ROM drive).
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
AND the number 1 way to tell if a redneck has been working on a computer is...
1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".
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Post by Rock Spyder on Dec 21, 2004 10:11:55 GMT -6
Or if the Hard Drive speeks in jibberish.
And sounds like this
BeeeeEEEEEEaaaaRRRRRRR
ChhhhhiAAAAAAaawwwwWWW
PPPPPaaaappppPPPiiiiiYYYYYYYYYY
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Post by Black Widow on Dec 21, 2004 10:17:24 GMT -6
Nice one there BABE......  |
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Post by irishrose on Dec 21, 2004 10:29:45 GMT -6
RRR wrote: Yuck!!! Snake and dog are both fine meals!!!  You must be from Kentucky! |
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Post by Black Widow on Dec 21, 2004 11:16:09 GMT -6
A Redneck Christmas
In a small Texas town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. But one small feature bothered me: the three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left.
At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You darn Yankees never read your Bibles!"
I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible.
She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and riffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in my face she said, "See, it says right here, 'The three wise men came from afar.'"
( what do you thing there Randy.....LOL )
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Post by RRR on Dec 21, 2004 17:58:48 GMT -6
RRR wrote: Yuck!!! Snake and dog are both fine meals!!! You must be from Kentucky! Yep. |
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Post by irishrose on Dec 21, 2004 19:20:20 GMT -6
Yes RRR I know your from there! |
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Post by RRR on Dec 22, 2004 11:50:06 GMT -6
You might be a Redncek if.. Your piggy bank has more ammo in it then money! |
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Post by Black Widow on Dec 22, 2004 14:13:52 GMT -6
You Might Be A Redneck If.........
. . . your dad plays "the pull my finger" joke at family gatherings.
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Post by irishrose on Dec 22, 2004 15:35:04 GMT -6
Shouldn't your dad be the redneck and not the children? Because I can't make him not do that at family gatherings. So thats not fair. LOL |
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Post by Black Widow on Dec 23, 2004 11:44:38 GMT -6
You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you use your lightsaber to cut the bottlecap off a beer
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Post by RRR on Dec 23, 2004 14:03:38 GMT -6
You might be a Jedi Redneck If... You use R2D2 as a rolling ashtray
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Blackfoot
RCMX Test Driver!
theres a monkey in my closet
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Post by Blackfoot on Jan 22, 2005 9:00:21 GMT -6
I R A REDNECK its true its all true pull my finger ! the computer stuff too except its rc parts instead of truck parts there in the tub  |
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