Post by usa1man on Oct 5, 2004 17:57:48 GMT -6
a young blonde was on vacation in Florida. She wanted to take home a pair
of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way.... but was very reluctant to
pay the high prices the local vendors were asking for the highly prized
shoes.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of
one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just go
out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at a decent
price!"
The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, ya'll just go
and give it a try, why don'cha!"
The blonde turned on her heel and headed out toward the swamps, determined
to catch herself an alligator. Later in the day, as the shop-keeper is
driving home, he pulls over to the side of the levee where he spots that
same young woman standing waist deep in the murky swamp water, shotgun in
hand.
Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With
lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and, with a great deal
of effort, hauls it onto the slimy swamp bank. Lying nearby were several
more of the dead creatures.
The shopkeeper stands on the bank and watches this scenario in amazed
silence. Just then, the blonde struggles and flips the gator on its back.
Then, rolling her eyes heavenward and screaming in great frustration, she
shouts out, "Darn, this one is barefoot, too!"
one more :
two blondes sitting on a bench looking at the moon one asked the other wicth do you think is further the moon or flordia, the other answers are you kinding ,can you see flordia from here
of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way.... but was very reluctant to
pay the high prices the local vendors were asking for the highly prized
shoes.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of
one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just go
out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at a decent
price!"
The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, ya'll just go
and give it a try, why don'cha!"
The blonde turned on her heel and headed out toward the swamps, determined
to catch herself an alligator. Later in the day, as the shop-keeper is
driving home, he pulls over to the side of the levee where he spots that
same young woman standing waist deep in the murky swamp water, shotgun in
hand.
Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With
lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and, with a great deal
of effort, hauls it onto the slimy swamp bank. Lying nearby were several
more of the dead creatures.
The shopkeeper stands on the bank and watches this scenario in amazed
silence. Just then, the blonde struggles and flips the gator on its back.
Then, rolling her eyes heavenward and screaming in great frustration, she
shouts out, "Darn, this one is barefoot, too!"
one more :
two blondes sitting on a bench looking at the moon one asked the other wicth do you think is further the moon or flordia, the other answers are you kinding ,can you see flordia from here
